"i want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. and i want someone who likes musicals but knows to just shut his mouth when i'm watching lost. and i want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. i want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed... like i do. i want someone with clean hands and feet! and beefy forearms like a disney prince! and i want him to genuinely like me even when i'm old. and that's what i want."
--liz lemon as portrayed by the great tina fey on 30rock
is that really too much to ask for, world?

4 comments:
i loved that speech, too.
esp. the dishwasher part. ;)
and that is why liz lemon is my hero, even though she finds sandwiches in her bed and then eats them
I would do all of that for Tina Fey
Ummm...except for the liking musicals and shutting up when you watch Lost part, yes. It's possible. You'll find it. (And maybe yours will even like Lost. But I wouldn't count on the musicals.) BTW, Liz Lemon is awesome. And what's wrong with finding sandwiches in your bed and then eating them?
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