TMI

i'm no stranger to awkward/embarrassing moments.

in 7th grade PE, i was running to first base and my shorts ripped up the side of my leg all the way to my waistband.

in 8th grade, i tripped and rolled down three flights of cement stairs. that is, after falling on my crushoftheweek and almost pulling his pants down.

in high school, we sang "bohemian rhapsody" for one of our final concerts and i did an air guitar jump in front of everyone [this was not embarrassing to me then, but is VERY embarrassing to think about now].

but the moment i experienced today... it takes the cake.

today i went to the community care place in rexburg because i haven't been feeling well.

i told the nurse my symptoms and she directed me to the bathroom to pee in a cup [TMI?].

she closed the door behind me and i assumed she locked it.

but lo and behold, the door swung wide open and at least five people saw me sitting on the pot.

the man who opened the door looked shocked and slammed the door shut yelling an apology through the door.

i waited in the bathroom for a couple extra minutes because i was so embarrassed, and emerged to find three nurses ushering me into my examination room apologizing all the way.

one of the nurses apologized profusely and told me that a doctor would be in to see me soon and closed the door behind her.

after about five minutes of waiting, the door swung open...

and the man who walked in on me in the bathroom WAS MY DOCTOR.

and that, my friends, is why my life should be a sitcom.